December 2011
Girl: I'm soooo baked right now.
Boy: Lol yeah you are.
Girl is actually Pillsbury brand cinnamon rolls baked at 375 degrees and topped with delicious vanilla frosting; available at Walmart.
kkmmss:
Butts are a very nice item.
deerling420:
oh sorry girl gamers i didn’t see you over there no don’t worry i made you gals ribbons too
wear ‘em with pride
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
kathleeny:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
lmfao..
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Remember that one time Mckenzie was in a noodle?
Because I do
“I like your Ed Hardy shirt”
– Nobody (via kanyewestsjaw)
My girlfriend is asleep next to me and is clinging to me, she’s clinging tightly and then loosening up every so often, back and forth. The little things
