February 2012
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via nervouslaugh)
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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Eeeee :3
Being told by complete strangers that I “look like the guy from Green Day” makes me super happy and all giggly. Some girl walked into the office this morning while I was in aide and made it a point to tell me that, and she even knew his name! So cool. Okay, you may now proceed to tumble <3
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